The following exchange in a ‘Scottish’ bar in Vienna may not be accurate (about the English community in Wien) but has an amusing grain of truth.
Barman : Hi where are you from?
Customer: Originally Leicester but now living/working in Wien.
Barman: So not a tourist them. What do you do?
Customer: I teach a bit, these days.
Barman: Doesn’t everyone in Vienna…or work in a bar.
Customer: Certainly true if you’re English. Think you may have the better job…..:)
Barman: Yes but not always sure about that at 2 am in the morning.